pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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