We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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