i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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