One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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