your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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