Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
