I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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