You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I just gargled with NyQuil
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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