dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Randomize
