Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
