I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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