Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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