so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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