Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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