Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
