Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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