Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
you're hired as official boob wrangler
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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