he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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