On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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