Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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