Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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