oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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