How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
