I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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