Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Say something about gay babies.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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