i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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