The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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