Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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