Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize
