Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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