He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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