I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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