So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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