Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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