Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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