Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
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