i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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