i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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