Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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