Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
Randomize
