He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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