The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
