Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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