I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
