Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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