Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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