then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Randomize
