OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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