I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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