love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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