I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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