He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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