We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
