Where did you get a picture of my penis
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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