maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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