maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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