i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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