My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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