Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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